Terms & Conditions

We reserve the right to change, modify, substitute or remove, without notice, any information on this site as necessary.

 Age Declaration

By entering our site and ultimately purchasing goods from us, you have declared that you are, indeed, 18 years of age or above, or that you are of a legal age to view or possess such material in your country of residence. 


All goods displayed on our site are held in stock, however, in the unlikely event that goods you have ordered are not available or are on order from our suppliers we will inform you as soon as possible. Every effort will be made to despatch your order within the timescales provided on our 'Delivery Information' page. In the event of supply difficulties with any items, we will contact you immediately and outline the options available to you.

Price and Payment

All prices displayed are inclusive of VAT and exclusive of any delivery charges (see our 'Delivery Information' page). Payment of the total purchase price (including VAT and any delivery charges) must be made in full before dispatch of the goods.

We accept all major cards via our secure PayPal check-out system. You don't need a PayPal account to shop with us. For your discretion payments will show on your statement as PayPalASD - No mention of Adult Magazines whatsoever. 

All prices displayed including postage charges are quoted in £ UK Pound Sterling. Your card provider may apply exchange rates and charges.


We ask that you inspect the goods immediately upon receipt and to notify us within 7 days of delivery if the goods are damaged.

Where a claim of defect or damage is made then it shall be your responsibility to return any faulty goods to us, and you shall be entitled to either replacement goods or a full refund (including delivery costs, if applicable) plus any return postal charges, only if the goods are, in fact, confirmed as defective.

Unless the goods are deemed to be defective, due to their personal nature, all items are non-returnable. 

Goods to be returned must clearly show the order number obtained from us on the package.

Use of this site constitutes your acceptance of these terms and conditions, which take effect on the date of which you first use the site. These Terms and Conditions do not affect your statutory rights.